If you missed the heartfelt apology and feel the need to see it...click here to view it.
Dear Tiger Woods:What about you, loyal and faithful readers? Do you care? Do you think a public apology was appropriate and necessary?
I don't know why you and your "handlers" saw fit to interrupt my morning television schedule. While what you did was reprehensible, yet it is not my business.
How long did you rehearse that sincere apology? Was it your idea to speak in such a flat monotone? Or was it your handlers? Was that supposed to instill in me sympathy? It didn't. I don't feel bad that you felt you were entitled to special treatment. I don't feel bad that you felt it was ok to forsake your marriage vows because you thought you were above such things. Nor do I feel sorry that you've ruined your family life.
What you did was a private matter. No wait...apparently there were a lot of women involved, so perhaps we should call it a semi-private matter.
I never slept with you. Why should I care?