Doesn't he know that most people on a Saturday morning at 7:30am are either sleeping or wanting to quietly enjoy a cup of coffee in peace?
Dang it anyway! I have no idea why I woke up early (I was out not so late, midnight maybe, for a birthday party at a lesbian club. Then I was up later pillaging on Facebook until maybe 2am.)
Is it too much to ask for a little peace and quiet?
Get off my lawn dammit!
Oooh, by the way, at the party last night the birthday girl thought I was 32 years old. Helz ya! I'm 32! Damn that was sweet! (And no...she's already taken, but still it was sweet!)
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