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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Leave Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson Alone Already

Why can’t the crack media outlets (and by crack I don’t mean hard investigative) leave Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson the hell alone? Those fine crack media outlets like Access Hollywood, E! Online, Extra, ET, TMZ and Perez Hilton Online are among probably hundreds of other gossipy newsy sites that have picked up on this “alleged break-up”.

First there was the “Is she or isn’t she”, now they are reporting that Lindsay has “broken up” with Samantha.

Reports of a fight at a New Year’s Eve party in Miami and a shoving altercation in a seedy alley. A shoving match at the couple’s hotel room and home allegedly resulting in broken mirrors. A fight at Miami International’s American Airlines Admirals Club lounge. And then the story that Lohan was so inconsolable that flight attendants allegedly asked Lindsay if she wanted to disembark the plane.

Leave them the hell alone.

Don’t you have anything better to do? Really? Isn’t there any other 'legitimate' celebrity news out there that isn’t trying to force a wedge between a couple, take advantage of a celebrity’s grief or take advantage of a celebrity’s illness? There has to be something else out there that is celebrity newsworthy.

Do you all get your rocks off by breaking up celebrity couples, bringing grieving celebrities to tears and exploiting an ill celebrity for your your personal gain? Yes I am talking to you Barbara Walters! You should be ashamed of yourself for exploiting, yes EXPLOITING Patrick Swayze and his lovely wife.

You know what I hope? I hope that Lindsay and Samantha are messing with the media. I hope they are blissfully happy, sitting around their house, having dinner or a few cocktails and making up scenarios to mess with the media.
Lindsay: Hey Sam, what say we stage a big argument at that New Year’s Eve bash in Miami?
Sam: Sounds good. Why don’t we get into a loud shoving match in the alley afterward?
Lindsay: I’m in. We could have a fight at the airport too. Make them think we’re breaking up. Damn! This is going to be good!
Sam: On the plane you could be like crying inconsolably, like you’re really upset about the whole thing. That’ll make it seem totally real. This is going to be fun!
Lindsay: They’ll totally fall for it. Sam, you’re the best!
Sam: Linds you’re the best!
Ok, that’s what’s in my head. (That and some skimpy outfits, but shhhh, don’t tell Anastasia that part.) I hope I'm right. About the making up the scenarios just for the benefit of the media. (Well, the skimpy outfits part would be ok too.)

Did I just write a post asking the media to leave Lindsay and Samantha the hell alone and telling off Barbara Walters? Maybe I'm getting feverish, but I still meant every word of it.

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3 comments:

Melissan said...

I was thinking exactly the same thing. I hope that they are staging arguments just for fun. Either way, the media bashes those two ridiculously and there is no need for it.

I am Harriet said...

You know what..since Samantha came into her her life, Lindsey seems to be quite settled.

Lola said...

Melissan,

It's as if the media has nothing else to do but camp out wherever they are. I hope they are staging the fights and I hope they are having a blast doing it. I know I would.

I Am Harriet,

I agree it seems like Samantha has brought her some stability.

 
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