PONDERISMS- Last week we filled in the blanks. This week we’re answering the questions.
10· In the 60′s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. So, what is normal? Perhaps if you're questioning it...you're not "normal".
11· How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Ahh, personally I go with a Bic firestarter, but unfortunately, I've come to learn that they work too well for starting the carpeting on fire.
12· Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out’? You know what? I'm willing to bet it was a man. Nuff said...
13· If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Obviously it's because back in the 1840's there was no satellite television, video games or computers. They had to amuse themselves somehow!14· Why does an OB-GYN leave the room when women get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Obviously it's because in medical school they developed a fetish for those flimsy hospital gowns.
15· If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Is this a test?
16· If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? Oh, don't even start!
17· Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? I bet illiterate and Dyslexic people don't even eat Alphabet Soup. Too frustrating!
18· Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Yes! That's why if you've been standing then for awhile and the button is already lit, everyone else who steps up presses it for you to speed it up!
19· Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Probably...baby oil.
20· Do you ever wonder why you gave someone your email address? All the freakin' time! When will I learn not to give it out to some of these psycho women on the dating sites?