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Sunday, November 21, 2010

Monday Mayhem - Silly ponderisms Part 2

Today we are going to play part 2 of the Silly Ponderisms meme.
Have fun!

PONDERISMS- Last week we filled in the blanks. This week we’re answering the questions.

10· In the 60′s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. So, what is normal? Perhaps if you're questioning're not "normal".

11· How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Ahh, personally I go with a Bic firestarter, but unfortunately, I've come to learn that they work too well for starting the carpeting on fire.

12· Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out’? You know what? I'm willing to bet it was a man. Nuff said...

13· If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Obviously it's because back in the 1840's there was no satellite television, video games or computers. They had to amuse themselves somehow!

14· Why does an OB-GYN leave the room when women get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Obviously it's because in medical school they developed a fetish for those flimsy hospital gowns.

15· If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Is this a test?

16· If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? Oh, don't even start!

17· Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? I bet illiterate and Dyslexic people don't even eat Alphabet Soup. Too frustrating!

18· Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Yes! That's why if you've been standing then for awhile and the button is already lit, everyone else who steps up presses it for you to speed it up!

19· Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? oil.

20· Do you ever wonder why you gave someone your email address? All the freakin' time! When will I learn not to give it out to some of these psycho women on the dating sites?

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Blondie said...

This is too the one about the true! Hope you had a great weekend! Don't forget to enter my Christmas giveaway before Thursday if you haven't already!

Kori xoxo

kat-iTravel said...

i will try to push twice the button in the lift if im alone lol.

Happy Monday Mayhem.

A.Marie said...

I had to laugh at your email address questions....I should send you some of the requests that I get in my spam email folder. How in the world did I get signed up for a dating site and a same-sex dating site to boot?

Have a great week! I know that I have been MIA from your blog...I've been spending waaaay to much time on Facebook! lol

TortugaRachel said...

Hehe, loved your answer to #11 about the fire. The OBGYN fetish for flimsy gowns, rofl!!

I am Harriet said...

Dating sites....ha ha ha- too funny.And yes, of course it was a man.

Thanks for playing!
I enjoyed reading.

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