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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Vacancy At the Duggar Inn To Be Filled

Duggar Brood Keeps Growing with No. 19 On The Way. Mrs. Duggar? Excuse me? You're 42 and you already have 18 children. Cross your legs dear, do something...something other than...that! OMG! Can you even imagine having 18 children? And then expecting your 19th?

I mean I know they have them all trained like they are in boot camp, doing laundry, making meals, cleaning, etc. So Josh got married, now you have a vacancy at the Dugger Inn? But still, 18, now 19 kids? Do you have some other mother's little helpers of the pharmaceutical variety? Because I don't think I could stand dealing with what amounts to a classroom of children in my own house every day.

And you figured it out because you joined Weight Watchers and couldn't figure out why you were gaining weight when you weren't cheating? Hello? Didn't you notice your monthly visitor stopped visiting? How does anyone seriously not know they are pregnant? I once worked with a woman who did not know she was pregnant until she was 7 months along. She thought she had a tumor (pretend I'm impersonating Ahhhnold, tuuuuuumor, it's not a tuuuuuumor, it's funnier that way). Seriously, she honest to goodness thought she had a cancerous mass in her abdomen. What is wrong with these people?

I told Anastasia and she said her uterus hurts just thinking about it and that her !@#$%^ must be the size of Wyoming by now.

The Duggars are soliciting names for the new baby. All of their children's names begin with the letter "J" and considering they named one of their children "Jinger", I think they definitely could use a little help. Their children's names are: "Josh and Jordyn-Grace, the family includes: Jana and John-David, 19; Jill, 18; Jessa, 16; Jinger, 15; Joseph, 14; Josiah, 13; Joy-Anna, 11; Jeremiah and Jedidiah, 10; Jason, 9; James, 8; Justin, 6; Jackson, 5; Johannah, 3; and Jennifer, 2.

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Meghan said...

Those kids probably walk out of that uterus at this point!

Kris said...

I could never do it and stay sane...but I give her and her husband props. Any relationship that can sustain that many children and still have "desire" is an awesome one. Although having that many children definitely isn't for most of us (myself included) they have done well. Their children are well behaved and they help...which is more than many can say. I have to have my children help and I only have four. People compliment me on my children's behavior and togetherness all the time...those people have it together. Being able to homeschool them all as well? That woman has serious patience. They're sticking by what they believe in and making no apologies for it...and their children don't seem to "want" for anything. Having a miscarriage must have been a hard thing and to follow what they believe God is leading them to after that?! Major props. And even if her hoo-ha is "stretched out"...her husband still obviously enjoys it and that's what matters.

Auntie E said...

Weight gain and she probably felt nothing else because the organ is numb from all the deliveries. My family( yes now I have the family visiting the Diner with me, Like I said I'm Hooked,LOL) said "WHAT YOU GOT TO BE JOKING!" At this rate the grandkids will have Aunts the Uncles younger than them. You know she will probably be having babies for at least 15 more years.... if she has late menopause. Remember that song "I'm my own Grandpa" IDK it just popped into my head. I'm so tired just thinking of 19 childern... maybe a good name would be Justquit,LOL.

Kelley said...

How about 'Juststopalready' for the next J-named Duggar? I think it could work for either a boy or a girl. I'm surprised Ma Duggar's uterus hasn't up and quit before now!

Watching too much of the Duggars will spile your sex life!

ModernMommy said...

I had a witty response to this but then I started thinking about giving birth to 19 children and now I can't see or think straight.
Honestly. I come from a family of 8 and it's tough. Especially now that we are all grown, there can be a lot of drama! Leaving someone out on important info. happens a lot and then that person gets their feelings hurt yadayadayada. I can't even imagine how it would be with 19. Do they all have a special whistle like on Sound of Music?

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