1. If you were offered a job in another part of the country, would you take it? If my spouse and I both wanted to move there, yes, otherwise no.
2. If you were in a bank and someone started to hold it up, what would you do? Not make a sound and try to not draw any attention to myself.
3. If you found a suitcase filled with $1,000,000 what woud you do? If I found it out in public I think I would just leave it there. Financial freedom, or vacations and a spending spree are not worth the bad karma that would come along with such a find. What are the odds that would be “clean” money that wouldn’t be missed by whoever left it? Now if I found that suitcase in my attic? That’s divine intervention and you know you don’t mess with that! My attic, my suitcase and I would definitely do some good with the money.
4. If you had a 25 hour day what would you do with your extra hour? Spend it with my family.
5. If you had the opportunity to be different, what would you change? My weight, and definitely my proclivity to stress and worry about things I have no control over.
6. If you received a lottery ticket as a gift and won a lot of money, would you share with the person who gave you the ticket? I would.
7. If you spoke two languages and your spouse spoke only one, would you raise your children as bilingual? No.
8. If you were candy, which candy would you be? A tootsie roll pop.
9. If you were a toy, which toy would you be? Etch-A-Sketch.
10. If you were abducted by aliens, would you tell anyone? I don't think so. I think it would go the way of that SNL skit. I would be like Kate McKinnon’s character, Miss Rafferty. All the cool stuff would happen to everyone else and I’d be dropped 1/2 naked, down 7 feet onto the roof of a Long John Silvers with my pants hanging in a pine tree 30 feet away.
11. If you could go to the moon, would you? No. Even though it’s weightless up there, no. Who knows what else is there now?
12. If you had a time machine, where would you go and why? I’d go back and see my parents. If I could go back and change things I would go back to shortly after my son was born...
13. If you saw a robbery, would you report it? It would depend on the circumstances. Could the perpetrator and possible accomplices have seen me? Could I do so anonymously? I just feel like today’s criminals don’t value human life, they are stealing to fuel their drug habits, and were they to be arrested they would bond out in hours and may not even face prosecution, let alone face any jail time.
14. If you were to speak to a graduating class, what would you say? I don’t think anything I say would be of interest to them. I am not a celebrity or a person of interest and I’m not a public speaker.
15. If given the choice between being given great wisdom or great wealth, which would you choose? I would choose great wealth because I could do more good with the wealth than with the wisdom.
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