I don’t know about you, but it’s the Sunday before Thanksgiving and I am seriously
FREAKIN’ OUT!!!Last night after 10pm I drove to
Meijer to do my Thanksgiving grocery shopping. I had my list and my coupons and my highly caffeinated daughter with me to help. We went late because I didn’t want to deal with the normal Saturday shopping crowd. I often shop at off hours for precisely that reason.
It took over an hour and half, but we managed to finish…minus
Celery. Yes,
Meijer was out of Celery! How does a grocery store run out of Celery before Thanksgiving? It’s Thanksgiving for cryin’ out loud! People need Celery for stuffing and vegetable crudite trays for their Thanksgiving table!
We were done shopping and headed to the checkout lanes and guess what? There were
ONLY Self Checkout Lanes open! It’s the Saturday before Thanksgiving! And, I’m not the only one who decided to their Thanksgiving shopping after 10pm this
Saturday! The
Self Checkout Lanes have lines of people with overflowing shopping carts that have
NEVER used a
Self Checkout Lane in their lives!
What were they thinking? I went and found a manager and he got on his walkie-talkie and opened up 3 Full Service Checkout Lanes. Poor kid, he was like a deer in headlights. He didn’t even see it coming.
Ok, that was
HIS Freak Out.
This is
MY Freak Out…this is my first year since…
EVER that I am having guests for Thanksgiving. My sister and her husband are driving in from out of state. My partner has to spend the day with her family (it’s a caregiver issue, nothing problematic), so she will not be home to help…or referee. I say referee because I know going in that my kids will be arguing, fighting and trying to get out of helping me. My son will likely help, but will grunt and groan and complain incessantly about doing so. My daughter will likely
ground herself to her room. Remember this?

I have my
Thanksgiving Menu, and I know I need to get my game plan going, but I’m very overwhelmed. Instead of setting my plan to paper,
I’M FREAKIN’ OUT!**If anyone was playing that drinking game and took a drink every time they read the word “Thanksgiving”…you’re already under the table and you
CLEARLY have nothing to worry about...Thanksgiving.